Our Hotel

We stayed at a nice little hotel, staffed primarily by young Thai ladies with minimal English skills. When we needed something, they would call 'Papa' on the phone, and we would talk to him.
The room was well equipped even down to a very specific and detailed list of charges for any and all damages to the property. Our shower did not have complimentary soap, but it did have an entire bottle of dog flea shampoo.
The young ladies made delicious. Our eggs were cooked with love, and the fruit came right off the trees in the back yard.